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    I was wondering what sorts of funny things you people have encountered or done during intimate moments. I've had several.

    Once my partner and I were in the middle of doing our business in the bedroom, and he was giving me oral, and I FARTED. It smelled so bad, he puked.

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    I was getting finger blasted by my ex and when he was about to start eating my pussy, I suddenly queefed into his face. We both ended up just laughing at what happened

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    • guana
      guana commented
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      That sounds fun! Between you and me, I actually feel satisfied when I queef. I don't know why, though.

    • Championia
      Championia commented
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      What is "finger blasted"? It sounds painful. But most things that bring pain also brings satisfaction... I want to try it.

    • financialcowbird
      financialcowbird commented
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      Gosh, queefing during sex is the worst.

  • #3
    He was about to insert his dick when I told him that I need to go the restroom because I wanted to poop.

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    • shizzlygizzly
      shizzlygizzly commented
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      I commend your ability to say no to sex.

    • flabbybecrux
      flabbybecrux commented
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      I lose my appetite for sex when my partner stops me during sex just to pee or poo.

    • financialcowbird
      financialcowbird commented
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      That is so inconvenient. But I applaud your self-control and good sense. Always poop before you sex.

  • #4
    He must have been turned off by that? Are you both still seeing each other?

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    • loss77
      loss77 commented
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      Who are you asking exactly?

    • morningglory
      morningglory commented
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      loss77 is that really your question?

  • #5
    When I thought my girlfriend farted while we are doing doggy style and I couldn't stop laughing because of that. She said it's not a fart, it's a queef.

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    • furphyobserved
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      Lol! That also happened to us.

  • #6
    That sounds disgusting. Being farted in the face is never ideal. The funniest thing to happen to me in the bedroom is when we decided to try anal and I am SO NOT PREPARED. I ended up kicking him in the balls.

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    • shizzlygizzly
      shizzlygizzly commented
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      I feel sorry for his balls. Is he alright?

    • morningglory
      morningglory commented
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      Nice. You just cracked his eggs.

  • #7
    I do not think that was funny, I actually find it to be plain rude.

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    • anxiousme
      anxiousme commented
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      Where's your sense of you humor honey? Looks like you've left it somewhere

    • babycakez23
      babycakez23 commented
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      anxiousme It not all about the sense of humor, it is all about manners. So if someone farted at your face, wouldn't be you mad?

    • morningglory
      morningglory commented
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      Wow. You guys need to loosen up. If you don't like what is written here then get the fuck away, omfg. People like these are the reason why the earth is so shitty.

  • #8
    Had an ex who was eating my pussy when my pussy suddenly decided it is time for her to unless the red sea. He looked like a vampire when he stepped away from my pussy lol

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    • JustaGuy99
      JustaGuy99 commented
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      This is one of the grossest things that I've read today, if I am him, I might have vomited.

    • nipples
      nipples commented
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      JustaGuy99 I guess that it hasn't happened to you before?

    • JustaGuy99
      JustaGuy99 commented
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      nipples Hasn't happened to me before.

  • #9
    Got too drunk and almost puked on a guy while we're making out.

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    • #10
      Goodness gracious, this whole thread is so funny I choked on my milk TWICE.

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      • #11
        I'm not sure if this is funny but, he called me his mom while I was riding him. It was weird.

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        • morningglory
          morningglory commented
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          Weird and funny. How did you deal with that?
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