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  • Quarantine Pickup Lines

    Since most of us are probably stuck indoors, Can any of you come up with pick up lines that is related to the corona virus.

  • #2
    This is something that I just saw and just paraphrasing it. You smell really good, are you wearing Purell by any chance?

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    • nyctophilia
      nyctophilia commented
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      This is one of the common posts I keep on seeing whenever I'm on my newsfeed.

  • #3
    I just saw this one and here, it goes. Are you going to touch me with that ten feet pole?

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    • heartheart
      heartheart commented
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      First read the last part as: ten inch pole aka his dick.

    • funfun88
      funfun88 commented
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      heartheart you might be missing the "D" that's why you read it that way lol.

  • #4
    I'm the naughty girl that you're looking because I only wash my hands for 19 seconds.

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    • dreamnow
      dreamnow commented
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      Kinda liked that. I wonder how naughty you can be in the bedroom.

    • imagination
      imagination commented
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      @dreamsnow So naughty that makes you want to stay and want more lol.

    • LessSalt
      LessSalt commented
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      That's like this old line or meme, I can cook 1 minute rice in 58 seconds.

  • #5
    I just saw this one and happy to share it with you. If you need someone to self-isolate with I make a mean Quarantini.

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    • hamster11
      hamster11 commented
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      Have you actually tried making that Quarantini?

    • AirBobo
      AirBobo commented
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      hamster11 I was expecting that you're going to ask her to make you one.

    • guana
      guana commented
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      Is it a blue martini or an appletine? And after were having it he can go and sip what's hiding in my panti lol.

  • #6
    Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf. It's pretty true considering that I can't be with him because of this stupid virus. #SocialDistancing

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    • anxiousme
      anxiousme commented
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      Why not give him a call via facetime or any of those messaging apps?

    • koshercassanova
      koshercassanova commented
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      You should have just moved in with him before the lockdown.

  • #7
    I'll probably tell to him if he wants me then "Let's have a toast of corona beer, for us".

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    • BabyPie
      BabyPie commented
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      I got the news that they want to change the name because of the virus lol.

    • KatVonMe
      KatVonMe commented
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      BabyPie lmao

    • imahappyclown
      imahappyclown commented
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      potatome Exactly, people have access to facts and legit news but chooses to believe hoaxes.

  • #8
    This is a bit raunchy and I hope that any of the men here would use it. Are you a N95 mask? Cause I want you on my face.

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    • stickyyhen
      stickyyhen commented
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      If he got a nice mask then I would like him to be on my face.

    • AngstAngels
      AngstAngels commented
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      Maybe you want his N95 mask in your lips but still you need social distancing.

  • #9
    This if for the ones who's brave enough to be really near with a person at the moment. You can whisper this on his/her ear: "I have 60 rolls of ultra soft tissue paper".

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    • karsha78
      karsha78 commented
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      Are you going to be wet if a hot guy whisper those words in your ear?

    • clssc
      clssc commented
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      Good one but it only works at this time and it sounds sexy when you hear it.

  • #10
    If you want to invite him over and it would be "Quarantine and Chill?"

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    • bollersdiorite
      bollersdiorite commented
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      Maybe you could add Quarantine, Sex, and Chill. This would be my line.

    • BeautifulAngels
      BeautifulAngels commented
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      And the two of you can have some quarantini before hooking up.

    • FieryCloudz25
      FieryCloudz25 commented
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      Memes are always stealing Netflix lines lol. Let's quarantine and chill.

  • #11
    I want my crush to say this to me "If the coronavirus does not take you out, can I?".

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    • BearHug
      BearHug commented
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      That might work if he's willing to wait for the time that we're allowed to go out again.

    • FantasticLil
      FantasticLil commented
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      Why not send that exact message to him and try to ask him to tell it to you?

    • fanghang
      fanghang commented
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      FantasticLil Well, if he is fool enough to do it, Why not?

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