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  • Overly honest pickup lines?

    Hi, all. I thought it might be fun to come up with some pickup lines that are too honest to be completely effective.

    Here's one: "Hey, babe. I was thinking you might want to come up to my place for some unimaginative but selfish sex."

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    "Bae, Just let me smash"

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    I bet that I can get your dick hard less than 20 sucks. Would that work for the both of you? lance0307 EZ Does

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    • EZ Does
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      FieryCloudz25, scissorssole - Maybe FFM?

    • alottavagina
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      EZ Does have you been in a FFM threesome before?

    • EZ Does
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      alottavagina - I admit that I haven't. (I wasn't the one who brought it up) I've thought about it, of course, but I've never bought it out. Probably because I seems a little complicated (physically and emotionally). What about you?

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    Would definitely try that line in Full Metal Jacket. " Me so horny. Me love you long time. You Party?"

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    • koshercassanova
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      That would definitely work on me, baby

    • Trystingbish
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      xXtinaGelo I would be surprised if you're talking about the one that Pyle was reciting before he shot himself

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    How about this, " You wanna come over, and maybe come, over and over?"

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    • wittyou
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      It's a bit straightforward but I guess this will be effective if the person is into you.

    • lovebug42
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      I bet any guy would really go with if you used that line on him

    • sunnyscenster
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      Have you used this before? blizzss

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    Ladies here's one, "Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot." lol

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    • fuckashuck
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      I don't think that will work on girls. lol

    • chipsitaly
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      Do you really think that it won't work on you? fuckashuck

    • Masterbabe
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      Do you like to try that line? chipsitaly

  • #7
    Originally posted by JustaGuy99 View Post
    Ladies here's one, "Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot." lol
    I was thinking that you're going to say that they look burnt

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    • lilpup
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      I bet it will be a turn off for those ladies who are black beauty.

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    "FUCK ME!!!!" It doesn't get any more honest that this LMAO

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    • BearHug
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      Nothing beats getting direct to the point, I suppose?

    • LoveHoney
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      I hope that you don't use a low growling voice because guys would definitely ran the opposite direction if you scream that in that tone lol

    • EZ Does
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      goodmanners - Yes, I think I would get what you were trying to say.

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    Said this to someone "Wanna feel something wet, insert your dick into my pussy."

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    • EZ Does
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      snoogywookie - It has the advantage of being difficult to misunderstand.

    • AirBobo
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      snoogywookie and did his dick actually end up being wet?

  • #10
    How about this. "Do you like to draw? Because you can put the D in Raw."

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    • loss77
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      Hmm, this seems like a good pickup line to try. Is it effective?
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